A humorous cinematic vertical 3:4 urban fantasy poster. A black cat with glowing violet eyes sits proudly on a laptop keyboard like the true author of a fantasy detective book series. The laptop screen shows a glowing manuscript, unreadable magical text, and red mushroom symbols. Around the laptop are a Turkish coffee cup, a red lipstick, cosmetic serum bottles, old family letters, contracts with tiny dangerous fine print, red fly agaric mushrooms, and a white thread crossing the table. In the background, a stylish female writer in a red blazer looks at the cat with a mix of shock, pride, and suspicion, as if the cat has just dictated the next plot twist. Outside the window, dawn reveals a mystical Russian forest and distant Altai mountains. A cold blue corporate tower marked "Glo-Corp" is faintly visible far away. Mood: witty, magical, cozy, mysterious, viral social media image, ironic modern fantasy, detective atmosphere, cinematic warm dawn lighting, high detail, charming but dangerous, premium illustration style.
