Stylized 3D, vertical 9:16, Pixar cinematic. The blue-white V-scraper
(match master_scraper_blue_v) ANIMATED AS A LIVING HERO crashes into
the frame mid-vlog like an unexpected guest; the bacterium-blogger
(match master_bact_blogger) freezes mid-sentence. Comedic dramatic
light. REVYLINE readable. No on-screen text.
