Stylized 3D, vertical 9:16 viral thumbnail, Pixar cinematic. A green
stink-bacterium sits like a cocky vlogger talking to a tiny camera,
lounging on a pink tongue with little "home" decorations, a smug
grin. Bright comedic light, influencer-parody framing.
CENTER TEXT, three lines, heavy bold sans-serif, thick white outline
5px + drop shadow:
"БАКТЕРИЯ ВЕДЁТ
БЛОГ ПРЯМО НА
ТВОЁМ ЯЗЫКЕ"
The word "БЛОГ" in bright GREEN (#36C25B), the rest white.
Vertical 9:16. Comedy-vlog Pixar parody.
